"I have measured out my life with coffee spoons" -T.S. EliotAsk me anything Submit
sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok
No we’re not okay.
We’re not okay at all.
I am so incredibly fortunate that I had someone in my life who was willing to mentor me and fund my college education.
So many of my close friends are drastically in debt, my boyfriend is $30,000 in debt and his mom is even more in debt because of student loans.
It is probably one of most significant, fundamental problems in the United States. A teenager must make this decision to be incredibly in debt in order to have any kind of “successful” future (at least by societal definitions), when they are at a point in their life that is utterly confusing.
We create young adults with crippling debt who become bitter about their country. And then we wonder why there is so much discontent here. Something needs to change, and soon.
“We’re so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a women, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do’. Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time’
“Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle…’Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went “KFHGSKG” and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!” If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz’”
Oh, Louis CK, advocate for the female orgasm. (via punkrockmermaid)
Sometimes I just feel so alone. Not a unique thought. I am aware of this.
It is not even that late at night, only a little tipsy. I’m in bed with my dogs and I just feel so… empty. I miss my friends that are far from me. My two closest ones that I know I can call at any time but its not the same. I miss them and I only feel us growing farther apart. Physically, not emotionally. Never emotionally.
But distance is hard and some nights I want nothing more than to sit quietly next to each other while we both read out of different books.
And some nights I wish for those I can never sit next to again.
Sorry, tumblr. Just a lost soul reaching out for comfort, I suppose.
Anonymous asked: woah youre gorgeous
Thank you!! I wasn’t having such a wonderful day, and that helped make me feel better. Wish you didn’t have to feel like you needed to be anonymous to say that!